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[hailamericaaa]

KOREA! Talk to your sister sometime soon and tell her to knock it off.

RUSSIA. CHINA. We need to talk.

Vietnam, we don't need to talk since you don't have veto powers.

AND ITALY. Make sure you show up to the photo shoots next time okay? Same goes for you, Canada.

ANYWAY

HELLO NEW PEOPLE. I'm Alfred F. Jones, also known as America, USA, United

Comments

[tienquanca]

...Con lừa.

[hailamericaaa]

What's that?

[tienquanca]

Take a guess.

[hailamericaaa]

I'm amazing?

[tienquanca]

And you're so not a hero. Stop trying to convince people.

[hailamericaaa]

I am!

[tienquanca]

You're really not.

[hailamericaaa]

I am.

Anyway, it'd be nice if you'd try and convince Russia and China that we're not going to damage North Korea's infrastructure. Even if you think we'll do it, too.

[scentof_flowers]

Matthew does not enjoy photos?

[hailamericaaa]

Nah, he was just peeing when we took it.

[scentof_flowers]

Secretion of humanly waste?

[hailamericaaa]

Yep!

[rappigstyle]

Malkuth is the best country.

[hailamericaaa]

Hardly. While I guess your system works for you, America's still the best when it comes to freedoms and democracy!

[rappigstyle]

I still don't get what alienating half the country from the other half via elections accomplishes. It doesn't seem productive in making a country stronger and better than the rest.

[hailamericaaa]

It makes sure everyone has a voice! And it takes longer, yeah, but most of the time the results make everyone happy.

[yuhina]

Gee, I wouldn't veto. Funny how that works, huh.

[hailamericaaa]

Hi Taiwan.

[yuhina]

Hi.

[hailamericaaa]

Ahaha yeah.