Level 1!

[hailbeautyqueen]

All right, what the HELL is going on? Someone had better spill immediately-here and NOW-or I’m going to skewer the next dimwit I come into contact with-and from the looks of this place, that’ll be SOON.

These fat bird things were of no help, that’s for sure.

Dood, we’re not fat! Besides, we’ve been here as long as you have and we’re as clueless as

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[yournewoverlord]

[yournewoverlord]

YOU.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Who the Hell do you think you are, shouting at me?!

Better go find your mommy, kid, before I teach you how you should treat beautiful women!

[yournewoverlord]

What? How do you think YOU are?!? I don't give a damn whether you remember who I am or not, you're not getting away with talking to me like that!

I AM THE GREAT PRINCE LAHARL, AND YOU'RE MY LOWLY VASSAL!

Beautiful? YEAH, RIGHT!

[novolumecontrol]

What the hell are those things following you?

[hailbeautyqueen]

We're Prinnies, dood!

Can someone explain to us where we are? The three of us are pretty confused, dood, and the only person we've found is this chick and she just hits us a lot! We can't remember anything, either.

This place has been a drag so far, dood.

[novolumecontrol]

I'm not talking to a bunch of stuffed toys. I don't even think I want to talk to the crazy girl with you. Find someone else to help you.

This place really needs some official greeters. Or at least a pamphlet.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Dood, we didn't mean anything by it!

Oh boy, dood, this place is looking worse and worse for us.

We really could use that pamphlet.

[future_defender]

...

Wonderful. A female Laharl.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Hmm? Who are you? If you're going to say something, speak up.

Oh, and if you're going to stare, you may as well be helpful and explain what the Hell's going on!

[future_defender]

*sigh* Fine. You're in a place called Memento Eden. Everyone here loses their memories when they arrive, but they slowly come back over time. In the meanwhile, there's free food and lodging at the Ari Apartments.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Finally, someone around here gets their head out of their ass and explains!

Well, that's interesting. For your assistance, I'll be sure to remember you if I ever find myself enforcing my dominion here or stealing peoples' snacks.

Doooood, free food! Score!

[cuatroespada]

You're more powerful than you appear, aren't you?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Damn straight I am!

Can't blame others for being dissuaded by my looks, body, and charm, but I'm positive I've got what makes heroes cry and people pee themselves in my presence!

...If only I could remember what exactly it is I can do.

[cuatroespada]

Power is useless unless you know how to use it.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Yeah, well, I can't help it if I lost my memories. Since you're here, you lost them just the same, so don't go trying to label it as my fault!

I'll get it back soon enough and I'll show you just how much power I have.

[lillovefreak]

Oh! (Another demon like Laharl...)

[hailbeautyqueen]

Eh? What the heck's with everyone spazzing out around here?

Hey, if you have something to say, spit it out! These guys are pretty ugly, but they're harmless.

That's harsh, dood.

[lillovefreak]

It's just... you're another demon, just like Laharl. He must be so happy to see another person like him around!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Oh?

*Looks behind to herself to see her wings and tail*

Well, look at that, I suppose I am a demon. That just makes me better than before!

And...Laharl? You mean that big-mouth brat with the cape? I'd rather not see him again, thank you!