"It's not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie!"

Seriously?

I don't even know what that means.

Saw Beowulf in 3D. Very cool visuals, but it drastically deterred from the original poem. I could understand the changes, but they left something open which really got under my skin. I would be more specific but I don't want to spoil anything ( Read more... )

Amy and I went to RenFest last weekend. Pigged out and drank a bit. We spotted fat Elvis and Beetlejuice. Weird. It was fun,though. Don't ever go into a lame haunted house with Amy if she has a camera. You'll lose her more than once, and get drenched by water guns while waiting for her to catch up ( Read more... )

Dear Playtex,

Women do not appreciate finding cute/motivational sayings on their tampon wrappers; it's not cute or funny. Especially when PMSing.

Thank you.

Somehow 30 snails managed to magically appear right inside the loading door yesterday at work. Ok, not really magically, but I'm not sure how they got there. I have theories, though. Anyway, nobody else seemed to notice them, and by the time I stumbled upon them, half of them had already been stepped on/squished. So I spent a good 15-20 minutes ( Read more... )

It has been over a year since I've last updated this thing ( Read more... )

My head is throbbing.

Towards the end of my lunch break, some asshole decided to take off immediately after plowing into me. So really, I'm screwed.

Is it friday yet?

I just got 45$ worth of food from Chilli's for FREE. Yup. They had me pick 4 entrees and molten chocolate cake, for freeeeee.

And based on the reviews for the Omen, I'm actually leaning towards watching it.

I'm so tired and sore this morning. There was a big storm that woke me in the middle of the night. Very frustrating as the thunder didn't die down for some time. My muscles feel sore from lack of sleep. Bleh ( Read more... )

UGH. Stress!!! If there's one thing that drives me mad with worry, it's money.