When I am eating a pizza made with organic crust and sauce that is topped in soy cheese with fresh basil and tomato that I grew myself, I see how I could easily become a vegan, or at least vegetarian again ( Read more... )

If I was to ever own one of those snazzy alarm clocks with a CD player, I would wake up to "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits every single day.

Dear Murder She Wrote,

I love watching you, and I always have. Angela Landsbury is one of my all-time favorite actresses! I have one simple question though: What the fuck are you doing on Hallmark while Golden Girls is supposed to be on? I mean really, haven't the fans of Golden Girls suffered enough this past year?

Lovingly yours forever,Sabrina

I have slept a total of about 8 hours since Thursday.

I have 3,274 words written or about 14 pages. I still have to finish my literature review, write my abstract, introduction, discussion/conclusion, and finish up my data analysis. I am up to 37 sources. That is fucking insane.

I might OD on amphetamines at any given moment. I have enough in my ( Read more... )

I am sucking at everything, school, work, life, family, everything. The only thing I am getting really good at is having allergic reactions ( Read more... )

Quote of the century.... "You can't play Slayer on Easter Sunday." - Marky

Daaang. I fell asleep while watching Golden Girls and dreamed that I was watching an episode I had never seen before, and it genuinely freaked me out. Now, if you know me well, you know that I know EVERY episode of Golden Girls by heart. I am what you could call a fanatic. See, right now, I have a not-date with a guy in about an hour which means I ( Read more... )

Guys are shit. No one has done anything to me, but someone has trampled on THE nicest, most innocent, and genuine person I have ever met. He has used and abused her to the point that I really want to beat the shit out of him, and I really never say such things. Honestly, he better hope to whatever his pussy-ass believes in that he never sees me ( Read more... )

So, my friends and I rang up a $104 tab at fifty cent drink night. Yes, that means 11 people drank 208 mother fucking beers in 3 hours. Either the bartender tried to fuck us over, or we can all drink way more than we ever thought possible. I mean, don't get me wrong, it is possible, because it was Me, Colleen, Glenn, Anthony, Woody, David, Roy, Bob ( Read more... )

I had to have Dwayne put to sleep on Wednesday afternoon. His hair started to fall out really bad last week or so and I took him to the vet for it on Tuesday because he was kinda acting funky.

They said it was probably a brain tumor, and because of the no fur thing, he caught pneumonia. Then on Tuesday night he started having seizures that hurt so ( Read more... )