I got your bitch in my door
She's a straight hardcore whore
In all your galore,
You're just a fucking bore,
Nigga, you’re an eyesore.
You don't want war.
You're making me snore.
Go fucking explore,

Do you want an encore?

Ladies and gentlemen I fucking won a brand new digital camcorder at this year's company picnic!!!! It's an older model that has been phased out but the shit was worth $1399 when it came out and it's so bloody small! I was honestly going to drop some money on a new camcorder/digital camera for the Euro trip but now I fucking don't. I'm full of joy ( Read more... )

Let see, this month has gone pretty god damn well for the most part ( Read more... )

DUI Sobriety Test

Chat session with co-worker this morning ( Read more... )

I am so fucking steamed. Today was my sister's graduation so I thought of treating her and the whole family to a nice dinner. We go to The Cheesecake Factory. A very decent restaurant, I say that because I was there just yesterday. The same fucking joint. Yesterday I paid for my dinner for me and this chick who happens to be white. Total came to 33 ( Read more... )

Resistance is Futile!

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I'm really good at what I do.

I went on a three day camping trip this weekend. We went to Twin Lake in Wenatchee. While it was fun for the most part it had it's bad acts. It rained this morning, I was the life line for what seemed like the entire population of mosquitos and the round trip of 6 hours to get to the camp sight while carrying 60 lbs of stuff was excruciating at ( Read more... )

1. I am loved but not by the one I desire.
2. I'm going on a 3 week backpacking trip to Europe between august 4th and the 28th. Destinations:
1. Amsterdam - Lots of cousins here and mighty fine women
   
2. Paris - I'll be weaving the white flag
   
3. Nice - City I have to stop at to get to Monaco