I can't get that bitch off my mind!

I officially have a 86K line of credit. What I’m going to use it for is yet to be determined. Mostly for law school but then again it’s mighty tempting to buy lots of toys with that kind of cash in hand (i.e. that Jet Ski I’ve always wanted).

"Gardner, who rivals the male nipple in terms of usefulness, couldn’t be counted on to consistently execute such mundane tasks as catching the football."

Now that's classic!

Did I mention I got great seats for the Sonics vs. Spurs playoff ticket for this Thursday? Excited wouldn't do any justice to how I feel right now. 3rd row behind the basket smack down the center!

We must all be thankful for the existence of 7/11. Truly an American corporation worth being thankful for.

I’ve been working out had and having with the GPS watch. I did about 25 mils of running and walking this week. I’ve done so much running the past month that I’ve noticed today that my two month old shoes have started squeaking. My pants are also falling off and my belt is no longer adequate. I’ve been eating right too. I’ve been a wannabe ( Read more... )

Friends are a dime a dozen. True friends are worth millions and can't be had in a dozen.

I mean what I say,
And say what I mean.
She is a mean bitch,
And mean bitch she is.

I am a cruel bastard,
And bastardly cruel I am.
She wants me she tells me,
And tells me she wants me.

I went out last night with my boy T (Asian dude) and as we were leaving a diverse joint we played pool in, he wanted to make one quick stop at a Tiki Bar for a quick drink. He forewarned me that I will probably be the only black person in there. Fine with me I said, I don't mind the ratio as I would probably be the biggest dick in there. Sure ( Read more... )

Came into work and got this email from my boss this morning. Really had me gag on my coffee. Thankfully it wasn't as big of an issue as the email made it sound. Note to self, always go through the boss.

[My name ( Read more... )