As a techie one would think I'm the sort that would be inclined to purchase the latest gizmos and gadgets. The truth is I despise buying things because they completely lose value once bought. Yesterday, however, I went out and got my self one of these puppies. Of course I had to justify to myself why I was purchasing the watch and this is the ( Read more... )

It was all luck,
She fell on my rock.
She's a great fuck,
Loves a good cock.

I didn't pay a buck,
She wanted my sock.
I had the duck,
Boy did she yock.

I have so much to write about but I lack the energy to type it all right now. I do however have something to write as of right now. It just hit me this instant. I don't quite know where it came from or what to make of it. It's a three word phrase if you can call it . Without further adieu here it is. Here is three words that crossed me mind moments ( Read more... )

False alarm people. I'm not in love. It was purely lust.

The man with power,
Only he is a coward.
An unbearable flower,
Without a loving steward.

My boss cracks me up...he is a very funny guy and probably the best manager I have had.

Just got back from a viewing of Sin City. When it comes to Cinematography this movie should win the Oscars. When it comes to story, well, let's just say I like the first and last story. I really didn't care much for the middle story. I thought the acting was iffy in the middle story. As for "acting" I loved Mickey Rourke as Marv. That was one hell ( Read more... )

Play with my balls,
And taste my snowfalls.
Let me into your walls,
And run down your halls.

Well what do you know? Someone stole the lid to my less than 8 weeks old trash can. Some neighbor thought it was ingenious to steal the lid off of my unmarked trash can. But that's not the worst thing they did. No, they thought it was an even better idea to replace my clean and wanting lid with a lid, if you can call it that, that has been ran over ( Read more... )

Head above the clouds.
Out of the shroud.
I hear you loud.
A beautiful oud.