you have aids!!

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I haven't been on here in quite some time i believe. but i had free time today and so i read my friend pages from like 60 entries ago till today ( Read more... )

I have brothers! Adam Jacob and Benjamin Ephraim. Born in the morning on September 2, 2005. I'm going to give them everything I can, teach them all they need to know. How is it possible to have this much love for two people that I've never even met? I can feel it everywhere in my body.

I'll post their cute wittew faces up here ASAP.

sticks, lay me down a smooth swing beat

tssss ts ts tsssss ts ts (etc)

les, bring me in on the walking upright bass

boom ba boom ba boom ba boom ba

ELECTRIC GUITAR AAAAAHHHHHHH

LISA SUCKS! LISA SUCKS! I SAID FUCK THAT BITCH SHE FUCKING SUCKS

boom ba boom ba boom ba boom ba boom ba daaaaaaaaaaa

I dont have the spirit to write anything but fromage. so get some crackers or a baguette if you continue reading ( Read more... )

Coffee binge ( Read more... )

happiness ( Read more... )

i bought a 1990 red honda civic dx. its a 5 speed sweet motha. custom lowered, loud engine, nice seats, good paint, good speakers, and a cd player ( Read more... )

yesterday i went to the city with 3 of the artist guys, sarah (intern) and holly (residency manager/artist). we saw a bunch of art galleries. most of them sucked. i got 2 free packs of camels! (for talking to some PR person they had out on the street.) i got a crappy vanilla soy steamer and a crappy m&m cookie. i had the same dinner as the night ( Read more... )

Awoke early and after making scrambled eggs and sourdough toast, I borrowed the headlands’ station wagon and commenced to purchase a tooth brush. J ( Read more... )