The Mercy of the Almighty

[halcyon_morn]

For scylladakylla, because when I really like someone, I find it nice to rewrite one of their fics, only all shitty. (I swear, I actually had this idea before I read Connect, and I just couldn't help following through with it. Forgive me, Scylla! D:)

Title: The Mercy of the Almighty
Pairing: Onew/Key
Rating: G
Length: ~1600 words
Warnings: Stolen clothing

Comments

[scylladakylla]

YAY I CALL FIRST.

[halcyon_morn]

HOSHIT THAT WAS FAST. D:

Re: I R WINNAR. D<

[scylladakylla]

QUICK AS A NINJA. :D/

Hoshit, why so cute. ;___; CHRIS, YOU LIE. IT'S NOT SHITTY AT ALL. Omg, T_____T forever at Dubu going to noraebang because he needed to do something he was good at to make himself feel better. And the ending melted me into a goopy puddle. I find it kind of interesting that Key is essentially the Kim Heechul of SHINee, and somehow also the mommy figure.

Kibum, curled up at the near end of the couch, body almost lost in baggy pink pajama pants and Jonghyun's huge purple sweatshirt. He rubs at his eyes with the balls of his hands
Okay, cutest image ever.

let alone that anyone would wait up-he hadn't even made the connection when he'd seen Kibum sleeping on the couch.
Oh God, totally something Dubu would too. Just NOT notice when someone is being thoughtful for him, and being all, "But I thought you just WANTED to sleep on the couch that night... D:"

Minho...well, if he were capable of human emotions, he would love you, too.
*dies forever*

"That's for going to noraebang without me," Kibum says, brows furrowed

Re: I R WINNAR. D<

[dear_whimsy]

I WILL TRY TO WORK ON 2PM FIC ASAP.

OMFG

[halcyon_morn]

DUBU AKJLSDJHFKLJEW *HOLDS HIM FOREVER*

Does, um. Does that answer your question? (^_^;

[halcyon_morn]

I'm glad. *dies* XDD

[haldir]

i want to comment on how cute this is, but all i can think is "holy fucking shit, chris wrote something g-rated?"

[halcyon_morn]

I know. I had a hard time even typing the rating. I was all like, "G...-17! No, FUCK! D:"

[procreational]

This is so cute, I love Onew's self-consciousness, Onew I love you for being awkward, I really do! :( and how sweet Key is awww even when he's being a bitch awwww and just djhk everything about this is very them. :( ♥

[halcyon_morn]

They are so cute! *squishes them forever*

...also thank you. ♥

[romanticgraze]

This is amazingly adorable.
*hugs Dubu and doesn't let go*
Hahaha Key singing Wonder Girls will make anyone go 8DD
♥

[halcyon_morn]

I'm glad you liked it! And kudos on the exceedingly appropriate icon. :D