[exo] a bicycle isn’t just for riding (because sometimes, it rides you too); lu han/everyone; nc-17

[halcyondusk]

Title: A Bicycle Isn't Just For Riding (Because Sometimes, It Rides You Too)
Pairing: Lu Han/Everyone
Rating: NC-17; Warnings: Kinks (highlight to see): bondage, breathplay, bloodplay, knifeplay, fireplay, feet worship, s&m
Summary: Lu Han fucks everyone in EXO because he is the bicycle. PWP. There is really not much else I can say.
Word Count: ~6,500

Comments

[xfragments]

OMGGG LOL LUHAN IS SO MEAN TO SEHUN, POOR BABY.

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omg youuu, you're the one who writes all the infinite fics that i love. the one where it's raining and woohyun needs sunggyu's umbrella.

[halcyondusk]

LU HAN IS THE MEANEST n______n (not really but yeah. to sehun. hm.)

.../rolls lmao yes that was me u__u runs away/ thank you for reading ;u;

[flyingdubu]

I HATE YOU

i'm kicking you off the threesome island forever

[halcyondusk]

rudest. you are the rudest.

[flyingdubu]

licks your hand

[stupidrhapsody]

[citypolaroids]

i second this, omg. bottom!sehun needs to become more common b/c it's quite hot to see angel face luhan being the dominant one for once.

i think jongdae's the last one to join b/c he repeatedly said he's been with the group only 11 months before debut, and baek hyun was there for at least a year.

[halcyondusk]

omg that gif ngl i screamed when that came up in the mv lol ;_; but yes! bottom sehun lol :D and thank you for reading

i think baekhyun was last to join exo-k but jongdae was only scouted in 2011 so he was the last out of them all ;u; correct me if i'm wrong

[stupidrhapsody]

troollololololololo thanks dudes. lu han is a seme in my eyes ahem.

yeah i meant like, the last one to enter SM as a trainee. so jongdae, it is. damn gull had big talent and destiny.
not complaining ayyyo.

[shadow_fictions]

These made me snort my tea all over the place. Everything is drowning in tea.

And Yixing is a very sparkly unicorn. (I vote that his isn't real because biochemistry and hornophilic binding sites..)

but yes they are all amazing and ohdeargodLuhan. Plus now I'm only ever going to imagine D.O screeching whenever I see his face. Either that or giggle fits. ohh dear.
♥

[halcyondusk]

oh tea, tea is nice, i like tea :D :D

(you would be correct there l-o-l he is the best unicorn the spaciest unicorn most clueless unicorn n____n)

i already imagine d.o screeching (a la mama style) whenever i see his face l-o-l sob so ;u; thank you for reading!

[shadow_fictions]

i hope my books like tea, too. They're still trying to dry out, but now smell of peppermint.

(yay. I also won't be able to look at biochem in the same way at all now, oh well, no major loss there.)

whenever anyone mentions mama to me i get the 'lalalalalalalalalala lolling back' line in my head so. it's probably better than the mama-style screeching though.

you're welcome :3

[sproutdancing]

cries forever at yixing and kyungsoo

GAWD THIS WAS BRILLIANT HOW DO YOU PORN GUHHH

ilu

[halcyondusk]

i abuse them don't i sigh. lol ;u;

NOPE CANNOT this was half crack half...me lolling at the possible situations 100% awk i-d-e

sob.