[exo] a bicycle isn’t just for riding (because sometimes, it rides you too); lu han/everyone; nc-17

[halcyondusk]

Title: A Bicycle Isn't Just For Riding (Because Sometimes, It Rides You Too)
Pairing: Lu Han/Everyone
Rating: NC-17; Warnings: Kinks (highlight to see): bondage, breathplay, bloodplay, knifeplay, fireplay, feet worship, s&m
Summary: Lu Han fucks everyone in EXO because he is the bicycle. PWP. There is really not much else I can say.
Word Count: ~6,500

Comments

[fromthemars]

omg i'm totally dead and buried at the yixing and sehun parts lol. i love your writing \o. thank you! eh ok i'm awkward at commenting so i will slink a way again now.

[halcyondusk]

my love for yixing can you feel it sobs. thank you i'm glad you enjoyed it ;; your comment is not awkward ok o/ i will slink away with you

[parametre]

Holy Krisus.

/dead

That was amazing.

[halcyondusk]

sobs your icon. kai. sob.

/revives you. thanks for reading ;u;

[parametre]

haha. i can't with him. /cries

thanks for writing! i genuinely was not aware of terminology for half of the kinks you covered until i read this. :P

[halcyondusk]

hahaha THE MORE YOU KNOW (seriously i have the most questionable google history and most of it is because of fic orz.)

[envybleedsgreen]

THIS IS PERFECT. T_T I NORMALLY DON'T READ BICYCLE FICS, BUT THIS IS JUST PERFECT.

[halcyondusk]

FAR FROM IT ;__; (but the prospect of lu han as a bicycle is quite amusing to me sob mostly because he is a little reserved minx in my eyes). THANK YOU ♥

[envybleedsgreen]

NO, IT IS PERFECT. I ASSURE YOU. [Girl, Lu Han is like... Who called him a deer? He is more like a freaking fox. You know, like those mangas about the beautiful fox demons~]

[saitheisonfire]

JESUS CHRIST

[halcyondusk]

SOBS WOW i hope that big letters mean good things ;u; thanks for reading ;u;

[saitheisonfire]

this was, this was oh so good mhmm
I usually call Kai the bicycle of EXO, but after this I think it's Lu Han now.
god bless fiery nipple Joonmyun
and any moment where we get to crack jokes at Sehun's lisp is fine in my book
this was many goods ^_____^

[envybleedsgreen]

I hope you meant Jesus Krist.

[halcyondusk]

YES FEET podophilia l-o-l change one character and it would become something drastically less acceptable
i'm glad it made you laugh :D