new swear words at our house

[half_iowan]

1. TAX BREAK: Okay, so technically it's a phrase. If I have one more person tell me, "You know, if you have the baby before the end of the year, you get a tax break!" The tone with which this is said implies two things: a) That I didn't already know that and b) That I don't get a tax break for 2009 if I have her on her expected due date (1/10/09

Comments

[theevilrobin]

just think of the tax break you'll get with TWINS! ;)

i had to do it.....

[molson77]

DAMNIT! I wanted to say that!

[theevilrobin]

I WIN!

[half_iowan]

Then you're BOTH out of the baby loop!

Some Safe T Words

[eatmypatriot]

Tiger! Trapeze! Trip! Tangerine! Trichotillomania!!!

[eatmypatriot]

Plus: I mean, you've been to a doctor, right? I'd assume you'd know whether there were doubles in there.

[half_iowan]

We have, we would and there are not.

[nuzzybear]

You're fully capable of being responsible for 2 babies or more - and it's not like you're alone in this. I think you'll need the jaws of life to get Robin to stop babysitting. : ) You're very responsible - you'll do just fine.

[half_iowan]

Yeah, we may need to change our locks and repossess the garage door opener from Robin. :)

Thanks for the kind words. Most days I agree with you. :)

[nuzzybear]

And if I'm not mistaken, Kris has also shown tendencies towards hogging baby-time...

[half_iowan]

It's true! He is quite the fan of both Ezra and Zoe. Those are really the only babies he's been around, so they've been good practice. :)

[wifeofbudda]

TRIPLETS! Sorry - I couldn't resist....