*has heard whispers of a "silmaril" and knows that it's in the fridge*

*wants to know what everyone is so upset about*

*opens the encyclopedia file on her palm pilot and cross references "silmaril"*

*notices several entries for "Morgoth" come up*

:)

*wonders if that Machiavelli guy was onto something ( Read more... )

*sits on her bed and schedules out the next day*

( Remember, there are /only/ 1440 minutes in a day... )

*wakes up*

*smiles*

*climbs out of her crib and starts rummaging around for a piece of paper she stashed under the matress when she was a baby*

*finds it and reads it again* :)

*runs off to find Vána*

*sits on the floor at home, playing with her blocks*

:)

*feels a growth spurt coming on THANK ERU*

*lays on a blanket in the living room and studies her new gift from Faramir*

*stares at it*

*chews on it*

*bangs it against the floor*

*tosses it on the floor and watches it for a while*

*starts shrieking with joy as it begins to... grow*