I've never had the motivation to keep a paper journal, so I got this live one. *Live.* As in LIVING! And I thought I'd be able to keep up on this for that very reason. I mean, if it's live, you need to take care of it, right?

Good thing I don't have a dog.
...much less a child.

Temperatures outside have been exceeding 50 degrees farenheit lately. This equals heatwave. All the world is coming out in shorts and flip flops, including myself. It's rather...

...sad.

i cannot believe
that in all the LJ universe
not one other person
is interested in pilsbury crescents.

...that I don't *want* Ashton Kutcher hair.

Suzie: What?! I'm your best friend! Why didn't you tell me about this?!
Becky: (a little miffed) It was in my LJ. Didn't you read my LJ?

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...I "have great physical powers and an iron construction." Oh? And what's that supposed to mean? Does this imply that I'm good at building houses? Maybe it means I can lift heavy weights and sustain blows to my head without flinching. Maybe I give good shoulder massages, or have an iron will. Is that what it means? That I'm stubborn? Is this ( Read more... )