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Egg crackers.  For morons who can't crack eggs.

www.ezcracker.com/Default.aspx

SRSLY.

I think I need to take courses in telepathy and divination.  While Hogwart's hasn't sent me my letter of acceptance yet (chances they will are looking pretty slim at this point), there must surely be a post-secondary institution somewhere that offers such a course as part of their business school.  It appears to be a common pre-requisite during one ( Read more... )

WEEK.

FINISH.

NOW.

That is all.

I get ridiculously excited when, while listening to music in foreign languages, I catch snatches of words that I actually understand.

Today's offering: opera, with the words "senior cavaliere"  (please disregard the lack of grammatical accents).

I'm beginning to think that working on the top floor in the same building as the city's biggest public library branch is not exactly condusive to getting things done.  It is VERY condusive, however, to obsessively looking stuff up in the library's online catalogue and then raiding the collection, especially when it comes to stuff that I can ( Read more... )

that MY bread is superior to any STORE BOUGHT bread you may chew!

*chomp chomp chomp*

Must...stop..eating...grapes.

(chomp chomp narf)

So many grapes.  Getting sick on grapes...

(SNARF chomp chew)

So not hungry...but grapes are SO good

(nom nom nom narf)

Getting sick on grapes won't help write this presentation...

(snom nom nom)

ugggggggggggg.....

I'm currently putting together a presentation for an upcoming conference that I am speaking at (hopefully it will also turn into a publishable article). In order to make sure that my debut to conference speaking goes well, I am doing homework and gathering resources to substantiate the thing I'll be barking about.

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