They talk on cell phones while driving SUVs and cut everyone off because their conversation is more important than anyone's safety.

The Aquasaurs are watching us all of the time now, learning, planning, adapting. I am afraid they will breech the tank cover soon and go for the soy milk first. Then we are all fucked.

Monday, October 3 2005 at 7:58PM. The Aquasaurs have become self-aware.

Stuck on 93 north again, and a little pissed off. Starting to think that the oil companies hire people to cause needless traffic jams. Then I'm wondering if Anna Nicole's going to be the new Chief Justice's bitch. We'll see if his robe rises to the occasion, in the mean time the jury is still out. Stuck there in my paranoia till I saw a little ( Read more... )

So I just heard a commercial for LoJack and how they guarantee to get your car back. Isn't it pretty obvious that when people steal cars now they trash it, strip the most valuable parts and then just park it in a lot for a day or two. If it's still there when they come back it doesn't have LoJack.

So I decided to save what little tread is left on my tires from the 4 inch high manhole (LOL @ man hole) covers exposed during street demolition and forgo the usual cut through and take the popular roads this morning. Big mistake. I ran smack dab into a horses ass. Literally. Turned out it was a parade for a fallen officer. The hearse was an old ( Read more... )

Among the mixed piles of movies in DVD and tape is an old beat up cover. I grab for it through some stuffed animals and pop it into the VCR ( Read more... )

So all the Ivy Leaguers packed their bitch buckets and Beemers with expensive shit they didn't need for school and headed out of town today ( Read more... )

You Belong in 1969

1969

If you scored ( Read more... )

The old man is creeping around tonight scrounging snacks we might have dropped. He was doing the same thing 18 years ago when I found him and took him home. He fit in my palm. I never thought then that I would see the day when my 5 year old daughter (born almost as small as the cat) carried him upstairs to cuddle next to her while she sleeps. I'm ( Read more... )