Third Psalm || Meet the Houndour [Acc. Video][Pokemon Post]

[hallowbethylies]

The gear switches on with a rumbling clatter of an object hitting ice, and not to mention the slightly quieter bang of a person hitting the ice too. The device slides to a stop and shows the image of everyone's favourite Priest (pffft no) banging on the ground, followed by a loud growl of anger.

As Vincent's off sliding into a rock, Valtiel- who is

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[Video]

[foolishwren]

[There is an ENORMOUS BLACK NOSE on the screen, and it is saying hello!]

Trainer just saw your human falling down and started laughing really hard!!

That must mean we are friends!

[... In Cujo World, many things mean that he is friends with everybody else.]

[Video]

[hallowbethylies]

That must mean he's funny! Although, Trainer is getting really angry, so I'm not sure if that's good?

[His head is tilted. HE HAS NOOO CLUEEEE. He does know one good thing though...]

We're friends?! This makes me very happy!

[Video]

[foolishwren]

MY trainer laughs a lot when people get mad!! So it must be good!

[Cujo is a simple beast. And he's positively squirming with excitement.]

My name is Cujo and I am a clever dog and also a DIRTYMUTTSTOPGETTINGMUDALLOVERTHEBED, I like food and barking.

I am the best at barking!

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[hallowbethylies]

That's good! I'm glad everthing is good!

[And it's passing onto him!]

That is a funny name! I've been called Mutt too a lot.

Oh I don't know! I'm very good at barking too!

[He starts barking VERY loudly, and if you listen and look carefully you can hear and see Vincent, picking himself up off the ice and shouting violently 'WILL YOU STOP THAT?!' in the background.]

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

[IT'S HENRY THE POKEMON WHISPERER. He doesn't even realize it's Vincent out there on the ice.]

[He doesn't speak Pokemon, not right and proper, but damn if he doesn't try!]

Whoof?

[video]

[hallowbethylies]

I do not think I sound like that... But I'll play copycat!

[He shakes his tail and musters up the biggest woof he can.]

WOOOOOF!

[Video]

[harryusedworry]

[Oh hi. Lisa just looks at the screen.]

My trainer seems to find that funny.

Your trainer is nice?

[Video]

[hallowbethylies]

My trainer is a nice person! Does your trainer know my trainer?

What is your name? Can we be friends?

[Video]

[harryusedworry]

I think so.

My name is Lisa. We can be friends if you want.

[Video]

[hallowbethylies]

Then they may be friends too!

Hello Lisa! I would like to be friends.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Oh look it is a smaller version of him! Lucky the Houndoom thinks this is just the greatest thing, clearly he must talk to Valtiel.]

I will be your friend! [Whippy demon tail is just wagging everywhere.] I'm Lucky, and I'm the coolest Houndoom in all of Johto. My old trainer said so and he was the coolest human so he must be right. So if you're my friend, you will be cool too!

[video]

[hallowbethylies]

[Watch Valtiel's eyes glisten and his head bop up as soon as he sees you.]

You're a Houndoom! That is so cool, and now we are friends! This is the best day of my life. I am cool, I can be cool! Teach me things, please!

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

You are going to be so cool, you will be the second coolest Houndoom ever and all of the ladies will like you. Can you breathe lots of fire yet? That is one of the best things you can do!

[video]

[hallowbethylies]

Yeah! I want ladies! ...Ladies are girl Pokémon right?

I can breath fire! I burn the ice here a lot.

[Video]

[mimicofthewind]

[Oh, oh oh oh, there's a Houndoom looking at the screen with a derp expression on his face!]

Let's be friends, let's be friends!!! I love friends!!

[Video]

[hallowbethylies]

I am friends with another Houndoom?! This is really the best day of forever! We can be friends, I love friends too!

[Video]

[mimicofthewind]

I love friends too! They are awesome and you can play with them! Like when my friend trainer throws me a stick! He always says "Go for it!" and I burn them! So he throws me another stick!

[Video]

[hallowbethylies]

My Trainer doesn't do that... But I burn things here in the big cave of ice! Very easily!