I have a friend here who eats plastic bags. And when I say that I don't mean that he's taken a bite or two out of a grocery bag on a dare, I mean that he has a full out addiction to plastic bags that he's had for 9 fucking years. During the first month or so of school he was so embarrassed by his weird habit that he would go into the shower, turn ( Read more... )

I answered my first phone survey regarding how I will vote during the Davis Election as a registered voting adult!

And I probably scared the guy cause I was like, "OF COURSE I'LL ANSWER YOUR SURVEY!! WOOO HOOO!"

IT WAS SO EXCITING!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or moritified) about what people remember about you.

I SAW JOANNA I SAW JOANNA I SAW JOANNA I SAW JOANNA I SAW JOANNA! And it was amazing. And I love her. And I love UCSB parties. And I love that I'm going to be 18 in......6 days!

MWAHAHAHA Colin will no longer be able to call me "Jailbait Jew", I'll just be "Jew"!

I saw Elizabethtown last night and I was just blown away....................................................by Orlando Bloom's lack of acting skills, that is ( Read more... )

So my laptop shut down completely three days ago and won't turn back on. And then last night the computer in the Newcomb Hall computer lab failed to save my 4 page sociology paper (due today) and I had to completely rewrite it. On top of that all, I dont have a normal phone that will dial outside of Oxy and so I've wasted an enormous amount of ( Read more... )

Talk about a shitty day ( Read more... )

In the last 2 days I spent literally 5 hours "editing" one of my friends Diplomacy and World Affairs paper, and by editing I mean rewriting. I don't take this class and won't get any credit, but yet I sacrificed my sleep and my time to save that otherwise fucked paper just so that he doesn't fail the class. If he doesn't get an A and if I don't ( Read more... )

Tonight I learned never to fall asleep in the company of 5 guys. You will inevitably end up with some sort of disgusting prank played on you.

I need some ideas on how to get them back. These guys are the prank pros.

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