*dripping with bleach*

[hama]

Timulty...and Chomsky. This is going to hurt. A lot. Possibly quite often over the next few years.

Your majesty? Do you think I could please please pleeeeease be promoted to "minion" for my good behavior? I could do a much better job if I were your official minion, I think...it has a ring to it. Of course, "Grand Vizier" sounds even better,

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[ladyeowyn]

Oh...right. Indoor work. Okay. You will be my, um, Grand Vizier. Hehehe. I feel dumb saying that.

I'll tell the girls to lay off for a while.

[hama]

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW I mean, er, I am most honored ma'am. I'll get right to work growing a pointy mustache I can twirl or something. *tries not to faint with pride*

And...oh, that's okay I guess. At least they're not out setting fires, right?