Better than a minion!

[hama]

I thought being Eowyn's Grand Vizier was pretty cool, but that was before I found out that in Rohirrim "Grand Vizier" means "Person Obligated To Stand Still While The Young Heirs Pour Paint Thinner Down The Back Of His Collar." Which is really close to what "Doorward" means

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I said that?

[lordelrohir]

Oh...of course...well, I need a Mouth, not that I don't already have one, but, um, you know what I mean or you should because that's why you're my Mouth.

Um...go intimidate someone.

Oh, and the Rohirrim ripped my name off. Losers.

Re: I said that?

[hama]

I'll just stand right over here and intimidate anybody who shows up. Especially Deagol.