Timulty...and Chomsky. This is going to hurt. A lot. Possibly quite often over the next few years.

Your majesty? Do you think I could please please pleeeeease be promoted to "minion" for my good behavior? I could do a much better job if I were your official minion, I think...it has a ring to it. Of course, "Grand Vizier" sounds even better, ( Read more... )

I know Mandos is kinda closed right now but I seem to have wandered out some time ago -- I'm not sure when or how, but...well, um, yeah. Eventually those dwarves who kept petting my hair and calling me "bitch" somebody's going to notice I've gone missing and when that happens I want my form to be all ready for processing RIGHT AWAY.

Mandos Recall ( Read more... )

...apparantly I DID die.

I must have blocked it out. I really DO remember a nice long vacation on a beach somewhere with an endless supply of strawberry margueritas. Truly I do. It's amazing what tricks the mind will play on you to block out being locked in the dwarf ward by the shades of your own men traumatic memories ( Read more... )

*peers around the main door to Eowyn's royal audience chamber* Reporting for duty, ma'am sir. You're not going to throw things at me like your uncle used to, right? Because, well, I'm not complaining, but honestly: that's what a jester is for. And I'm the captain of your guard. So, er, no throwing things at me, okay? Please? At least, not in ( Read more... )

Hello everyone. I'm Hama, Theoden's doorwarden. I hope you will all be my friends! ... yeah. This place is weird and I am scared.