I would like to apologize to those of you who have read my journal, or may currently be doing so. I should really leave it at that, as you have already wasted enough of your lives reading this, but ( Read more... )

You gotta wonder about advertising sometimes ( Read more... )

You know, I think about a lot of things at work. In fact a lot of my entries tend to start with: "So I realized something at work today..." In fact you might think to ask:"Mark, with all the zoning out you do to think about lesbians and force organizations, how do you get any work done?" Then again you same folk might think to ask: "Mark, why are ( Read more... )

I discovered something recently. That being I work for the Mob. I know, I was suprised too. I mean, my boss is Greek, not Sicilian, but it makes sense when you look at it this way ( Read more... )

So I'm talking to Laura today, (not my sister Laura, Katie's roommate Laura,) and she tells me that it's unofficial skirt day at Cornell. Now there's a whole thought process that followed that, but I will get to that in a second. Let first explain my memory ( Read more... )

Oh yeah and:

4.) Decided to double-major in English and Ancient Studies...for...all the good that will do me.

"Following the ancient tradition, a reading from the second Book of Hamahara, the fifth Book of the East, by the annalist Mark10 ( Read more... )

I'm upset ( Read more... )

I have to say it upsets me too when people use ten cent words to try and make themselves sound smarter. Not only do said people typically use words that would just never come up in conversation, they also tend to not be able to get their point across with all the, and yes I understand the hypocrisy of the following statment, circumlocution ( Read more... )

It's been...one of those days ( Read more... )