-- sugarCarameloligist [SC] began pestering entranceway 06 --

[hamburellakind]

GUYS
GUYS I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAKE
WHAT DO I DO
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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[forevercapslock]

THAT REALLY ISN'T GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

[hamburellakind]

[After a few minutes where Karkat probably assumed John gave up the search due to his silence, suddenly John is there, POUNDING AT THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR.

Yeah, he might just start throwing himself at it in an effort to knock it down if Karkat doesn't do anything, soooo...]

[forevercapslock]

[HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

After a minute, Karkat goes and yanks the door open.]

Egbert, you USELESS PIECE OF NOTHING what the FUCK are you doing!

[hamburellakind]

LOVERRRRRRRRRRRR.

[And he just sort of flops into Karkat, wrapping his arms around his neck as he goes.]

[forevercapslock]

[Oh god get off get off get off

Karkat backpedals into his room trying to escape this floppy onslaught.]

[hamburellakind]

[He's the floppiest. It's him.]

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE.

EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE.

[forevercapslock]

Get OFF, EGBERT.

[hamburellakind]

[SQUEEEEEEEZE.]

[forevercapslock]

[Trying to pry you off goddddddd]

[hamburellakind]

SO FORCEFUL, KARKAT.

YOU KNOW I LIKE IT ROUGH.

[forevercapslock]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, FUCKASS?

[hamburellakind]

SMOOCH ME.

SMOOCH ME NOW!

[forevercapslock]

Fuck you! Get out of my room!

[hamburellakind]

RAAAAARGH. WHY WON'T ANYONE SMOOCH ME?!

[forevercapslock]

Why the fuck do you WANT anyone to!

[Still trying to pry you off, you fucking barnacle.]

[hamburellakind]

I AM LOVEABLE. ALSO SMOOCHABLE. ALSO KARKAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOINE. HEHEHEHEHE.