[Well, judging from the text, it doesn't look like things went to plan for John, and there's only one thing to do about it.
In about five or ten minutes tops, the blond's at the door.
==>Dave: Kick in that door like you're Leon Motherfucking Kennedy.
While badass, he won't do that because that's not the best thing to do when balancing two bowls of delicious ice cream on one arm, and in the other holding a variety of games and movies. Instead, Dave just kicks the door a couple times to get John's attention.]
[He'll join his friend in the room, and dump what he brought somewhere out of the way on the floor. Except for the ice cream. That's staying in his hot little hands while he chillaxes on John's bed like a cat.]
You wanna talk about it or just forget about shitty romance for a while?
its up to you bro im cool with whatever
[So fucking helpful. ♦]
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why do we want that exactly?
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its there so that you dont get into a bad relationship
to keep it balanced or whatever karkat was spouting about it
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so
um
i guess if things go bad with s
anyone
that might help
if you could mediate or whatever
at least i'd know you'd keep a cool head haha
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if things go to shit with little miss sunshine
well go get some motherfucking ice cream or something and bring harley along for the ride
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and uh
i guess i can help you out too
if you get your heart shattered
poor dave
forever alone
:'(
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nvm
we need ice cream
for me
because i am the forever alone
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In about five or ten minutes tops, the blond's at the door.
==>Dave: Kick in that door like you're Leon Motherfucking Kennedy.
While badass, he won't do that because that's not the best thing to do when balancing two bowls of delicious ice cream on one arm, and in the other holding a variety of games and movies. Instead, Dave just kicks the door a couple times to get John's attention.]
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Hi Dave. Oh. Ice cream.
[He's just gonna take the bowl and cry over it. Sob.]
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[He'll join his friend in the room, and dump what he brought somewhere out of the way on the floor. Except for the ice cream. That's staying in his hot little hands while he chillaxes on John's bed like a cat.]
You wanna talk about it or just forget about shitty romance for a while?
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She was my first love.
[Oh God om ice cream.]
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This is probably why people get so dramatic about this stuff. It sucks!
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[Mm.]
Has this ever happened to you?
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I've had some crushes. Never really acted on 'em, though.
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