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[hamburellakind]

[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life

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[itsahotone]

[DEAR SWEET LORD WHY IS THAT FACE THERE]

Oh my god, are you trying to give us all nightmares?

[hamburellakind]

...Because Nic is screaming?

[Duh!]

[itsahotone]

...Seriously? The good parts are when he screams?

[Chew chew gnaw.]

What if I screamed right here, right now?

[hamburellakind]

[BLUSH.]

...Wh-why would you do that?

[itsahotone]

You're apparently fascinated by screams, I dunno.

[She shrugs. Is he blushing?]

[hamburellakind]

N...no, it's just intense! Stuff is happening!

[Oh gosh, he can't get the image of her screaming for...specific reasons out of his head.]

[itsahotone]

Okaaaay, so tell me what's happening. [She gestures to the screen, for once not even really picking up on why he's all twitchy this time.]

[hamburellakind]

Nic's character is looking for this girl who went missing on this island. But everything is mysterious and druids.

[Yup, that's about right. He's not doing a troll movie title here or anything.]

[itsahotone]

Mysterious and...what?

[Frowny face.]

[hamburellakind]

Druids! There's a druid sacrifice going on.

[itsahotone]

And that means...people will start dying soon?

[hamburellakind]

Yes.

Do you..like violent movies?

[itsahotone]

[She shrugs, finishing up a breadstick.]

I guess. I like horror movies, and lots of people kinda die in those, so...

[hamburellakind]

I wouldn't have guessed that! You seem like you'd like, um...

Hm.

Maybe not romantic movies but...

[He probably shouldn't say porn...]

[itsahotone]

[How dare you. She can't even enjoy that porn anymore now that Phil is dead. So thoughtless.]

I only do rom-comms and chick flicks on dates. [She gets another stick'o'bread.] To watch them squirm.

[hamburellakind]

Squirm? Why would they squirm?

[More importantly, would she watch Serendipity with him?]