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[hamburellakind]

[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life

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[itsahotone]

[DEAR SWEET LORD WHY IS THAT FACE THERE]

Oh my god, are you trying to give us all nightmares?

[itsahotone]

Because, Blues Clues, most guys hate those kinds of movies, and the only reason they go to see them is because they hope to get a little action of out it. [Nom nom, bread. Also, shrug.] So I like to get a little extra entertainment.

[hamburellakind]

Oh. I like some of those! Like John Cusack ones!

[itsahotone]

...Of course you do. Guess there'd be no squirming from you then.

[Which would render the whole thing pointless, really.]

[hamburellakind]

Nope! We should watch them sometime!

[itsahotone]

[Apparently he missed all the parts that implied that she herself doesn't care for those movies. SIGH.

SIGH.]

And again, what would I get out of that?

[hamburellakind]

Fun...?

[itsahotone]

Not so sure about that. Like I said, I'm not really into those movies.

Or did you already forget the whole horror thing?

[hamburellakind]

But it's...girly.

[...What does that say about him?]

[itsahotone]

Do I look super girly to you?

[Here's your actual trick question, John. Considering she has a bow in her hair and has red nails and is wearing one of her usual dresses...]

[hamburellakind]

[John squinted, looking her over.]

Y...es?

[itsahotone]

[She smirks.]

Yeah, well. I still don't like those movies unless it's to torture a guy or make out through.

[hamburellakind]

You know, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar!

[itsahotone]

[This look.

No really, just this look. No words for you.]

[hamburellakind]

Wh--what?!

[itsahotone]

I don't like flies.