I forgot I had a little packet of soy sauce in my bookbag from yesterday, it exploded and now my bag reeks of soy. I have absolutely nothing better to do. I'm in study hall right now surrounded by around 30-40 testosterone pumped la salle guys. Sometimes that can be fun, other times its just boring and fucking annoying. I think I have to stop ( Read more... )

....David called me today (an ex of sorts). Weird since I was thinking about him today as well. I missed his bday...time fucking flies man you have no idea. Whew, he made my day that crazy foreign boy.

Holy fucking crap shit mother fuckers eufhpasdbnfiauhb guess whos going to see The Aquabats at the Knitting Factory on June 18th....

A.  Jeffery Dhamer

B.  Your mom

C.  Me

D.  Charles Manson

If you guessed A, you're close but the answers  C. me.

I fucking hate May, it's the longest month ever.  I'm starting to feel the summer slump.  You know that ( Read more... )

that I question how much I suck, a lot...OR A FUCKING LOT?

These type of days make me love life

Things I love

Taylor, Trainspotting, Nicole, Kai Kai 1$ Rice, Mexican Molestors, Trainspotting soundtrack, Mountain Dew, 20 something yuppie girls hitting on me in my building, (FREE) De La Vega,  (ARREST) De La Vega, Sugar Daddies, Viewtiful Joe, Underworld (group not movie), my harmonica, la salle friends, my ( Read more... )

I was sitting down today enjoying my $3.09 feast of Kai Kai white rice, gatorade and rice krispies treat and thinkin' to myself (contrary to popular belief).  I was thinking of everyone I knew who has ever been depressed or even suicidal.  I realized that none of them were above the age of 17.  Fucking children and already thinking about ending ( Read more... )

nay! GOD HIMSELF. I'm damn confused about everything. I want to get drunk, right now. I need to start working out, the minute im not sick anymore im lifting some weights or doing some crap like that. Who wants to be my trainer?

Me:  Sometimes I wish I could suck my own dick (not to sound like a pervert)

Me:  But then I wouldn't have to worry about all that friviolous stuff.  You know, like relationships and life.

Gen:I wish I could suck your dick

The trip to the dentist for teeth cleaning wasn't fun. I knew something was wrong when she muttered "oh you're a ( Read more... )

Random things I've heard around La Salle today

1.  Yo man I'm just not down with sperm.

2.  Ah man that girl is so hot the only thing that turns me off though is....she reads so fucking much.

3.  Oh shit theres a chupacabra flying outside our window.

4.  If I went into politics I'd be the next Gahndi, just without all that pussy starvation crap.

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I'm in school right now bored out of my mind. I'm surrounded by freshman, and not just normal freshman, La Salle freshman. They're like 20 times worse. I've been thinking (ha to prove some of my friends wrong) lately about my "passion" for drama. Everyone says I'm a really good actor and that I should pursue it. So I just go with the flow and ( Read more... )