so, everyones been right all along i like the cock

Yeah, I Hung out with Kelley yesterday after she got her wisdom teeth out she was all bloody and lifeless and we watched Alice in Wonderland. I love her and she really is a fucking genius. ;-)

Oh how I love kelley anne nelson....

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I'm so mean. WHY AM I SO MEAN. JEEZE. I just can't handle how mean I am to my poor inocent little girlfriend who is so nice and gives me presents and stuff. WHY AM I SO MEAN!?

I just don't know what to do with myself!!!

draper: (about dan lowes mom) Is that your father?

dan lowe: I ought to deck you. Who is this fuckin kid?!

draper: thats your father?

dan lowe: ahhhhhh shiyaat. no you didnt.

fist hits draper in face.

draper:ugggg .

honestly, he had it comin.

oohh what a day I had oooh oohhh oohh

my name is keith. 
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call me a paranoid-schizophrenic but, I think the london bombing was a ploy to have england join the US in iraq.

and soo starts WW3

if ive ever heard of a world war starting this is it.

in other news

ALLMAN BROTHERS TONIZZLE

she wont ever be comin out.

too my suprise, with my parents gone and all,
this week held no parties at my household

last thing i want is to wake up and find the inevitable broken shit everywhere.

in other news wonder showzen is the greatest show ever