Had it up to here...

[hamsterlord]

Quickly! Everybody, go and take a leak on your stove! Now, did that physically feel any better than pissing in the toilet or on the floor? Yeah, I came up with the same answer. I think Loki is going to have to live in the bathroom until she is no longer living.

Comments

[ratspy]

That's a logical phall... fallacy, because you're restricting it to feeling "physically better". There could be other types of thrills associated with such an act, after all.

Does one need to do a full-on piss on their stove, or is a light tinkle satisfactory?

[hamsterlord]

Well, we're told that she's been doing it because the cold metal feels better for her to piss on. But, unless she is pressing her urethra up against the stove (which she is not), I fail to see how it could feel any better.

Full-on-piss seems to be the preffered choice of the cat.

[ratspy]

Is there a specific part of my stove that I should be pissing on?

I should probably wait until after Thanksgiving.

[ratspy]

Yes--the electric piezo lighter. While pressing the button rapidly.

Whee!

[dukgrrl]

Deleted it huh?

[dukgrrl]

And after all that angry typing.