So, there are several squirrels of note that live in the semi-wooded area behind my house. Let me introduce them to you. (unfortunately I don't have any pictures at this point, I will post them as they become available ( Read more... )

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Quickly! Everybody, go and take a leak on your stove! Now, did that physically feel any better than pissing in the toilet or on the floor? Yeah, I came up with the same answer. I think Loki is going to have to live in the bathroom until she is no longer living.

I am petty and small. I can't think to stop myself from making threats that could very well destroy my relationship because I can't handle the misbehavior of a creature 1/10th my size. What is wrong with me? Why can't I keep my god-damned mouth shut? I'm looking to anyone that can give me insight here. I can't figure out what to do.

1. Stinkfist ( Read more... )

Last night sometime near midnight Chupacabra was given a yogurt drop. After he finished eating it, he went to sleep. He died peacefully in his sleep. He was less than a year old. I already miss him terribly. He was loved, and he loved in return. Though his life was short, it was a happy one.

Damn you, Paul! I can't stop fucking crying.

Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee from the hills of Columbia. The Duncan Hills are with you. From a thousand cafes. A cup of coffee black. Die! Die! Your dying for a cup. I wanna buy it black. Empty in your cup. Die! Die! Your dying for a cup. Prepare for ultimate flavor... Your gonna get some... Now! And scream for your cream. Duncun Hills, ( Read more... )

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I just saw the Scientology episode of South Park. It is a crime against soceity that that episode will never be aired again. As they explain to Stan (the reincarnation of L. Ron) the secrets of Scientology, they display a message across the screen stating "This is really what Scientologists believe". Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet the ( Read more... )