feel like the big cheese

From now on this is mine again, but no longer. It is just MINE ( Read more... )

 the secret and chuckle. Handshake and buckle ( Read more... )

and as i've slowly come to realize that you don't really care about me, instantly i realized i'm not such a big fan of you, either. whoa, whoa, WHOA! *superrealizationmodeXtreme*

Changes to be made. 
Fucks to be used for something more useful in the future.

we danced.
And we danced.
AND WE DANCED.

And I hated every minute of it.

Stupid fuck.

... and as her brains oozed out from beneath her fury brow, I thought of my toast this morning, and the morning before that, as well as the morning before that, and it struck me that my toast could use a little spice.
Now, there is nothing illegal about pondering brain consumption, but I suppose it is still kind of bad.
Technically.

There's nothing like slipping into a freshly laundered pair of undies right out of the dryer.

Wait.. oh, heh. Yes there is.

If that pair of undies happens to be a pair of Bonnaroo Tool undies, the equation just gets 300023222x rockin'er.

Sweet, sweet homestead:)

Right, and so for all you viewers out there fantasizing about Caleb in a pair of freshly ( Read more... )

Hey Pappy, how about this one?

http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&blurb=was&cid=blurbs/00040-was.jpg

Have fun not going to school!

"I have lice and I hope it crawls up your frumpy purple asshole ( Read more... )

Under the hobo influenca
Walking through trees and giving them presents
Their names are Samuel, Prackett and Jim
But to tell this story you must start with an end
for around the corner lies around the bend
and just before the sun gets dim...

I brought the things you wanted of me
I bought the things you wanted of me