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kiss 98.5 says:
"don't forget to set your clocks back an hour. this extra hour is brought to you by kiss 98.5"

uhh, no it's fucking not.
benjamin franklin is rolling over in his grave.

i was hoping that one of you could, i don't know, maybe explain to me what the fuck is happening to the world.


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an error message just popped up out of nowhere on microsoft word that said "catastrophic failure."

easy there, slugger. let's not get all end-of-the-world-y or anything.

two-a-days is supposed to be one of those mtv shows about the typical high school football scene with the star quarterback and all of the cheerleaders where everyone gets excited for homecoming and everybody likes to hug and dance around with glittery pom poms and everything's warm and fuzzy (and yeah, some idiotic asshole did name his kid "repete ( Read more... )

RIP PACEY WITTER.

my fishy died :[ his name was pacey witter (dawson's creek, obviously) and i only had him for three weeks-ish and now he is dead.

I ♥ PACEY.
he is survived by one fishy bro, gordon bombay.
who is not lookin' so hot himself.
hopefully he doesn't go belly up too.

tragedy #1.) as i'm sure you all already know, the croc hunter died a few days ago via stingray death spear, leaving behind a wife and two young children, bindi sue and bob.

tragedy #2.) there is actually someone in the world named "bindi sue."

OH MY GOD, KATY, YOU BITCH!
yeahhh, but it's true.

yesterday i was looking at the application for the university of southern california. one part of it requires a teacher or counselor to play a fun little game called "rate the student," which in itself is not so unusual. it asks the teacher/counselor to judge a student in obvoius collegy areas such as "intellectual ability," "extracurricular ( Read more... )

i've come to the conclusion that jesse mccartney not only scarily resembles but actually is aaron carter. we're on to your little secret. we understand how you couldn't live down the shame and disaster that is "aaron's party" so you had to find some way to keep the money flowing - a la pretending your name is jesse mccartney and singing songs about ( Read more... )