for the past couple of weeks i haven't been able to make myself a bagel without charring the life out of it and turning all different shades of black. its as if the goddamn bread has a death grip on the inside of my toaster and no matter how hard i try, i can never manage to pry the little sucker free from inevitable toastery wrath before its too ( Read more... )

i've always enjoyed the channel "the-n" because it has never failed to provide me with endless hours of degrassi (which i also enjoy for obvious reasons, which include, but are not limited to, teenage pregnancy, gonorrhea of the throat, hallway shootouts, students dating teachers, canadian accents, drug scandals, wheelchair basketball, and the fact ( Read more... )

i know i've already written an LJ for today, but i somehow stumbled across pictures of "Canada's Next Top Model" and i think it's necessary to share with anyone who might see this just how low the world has sunken.

( and the winner is... )

so obviously, warped was yesterday, and it was just as amazing as i expected it to be. minus the high 90 degree weather and absolute lack of shade in the darien lake grassyplains.

( all the drawings that i drew were never ever as cute as you )

i enjoy how in the thank you section on the cd cover of e. von dahl killed the locals, the matches thank "rold gold honey wheat braided twists and sweet baby ray's bbq sauce ( Read more... )

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today i did almost absolutely nothing. i wandered around, sat in a chair, sat in another chair, ate way too much food, sat in another chair, rolled around on the floor for a while, took a nap, rolled around some more, and then sat in yet another chair.

( the result? )

i was just watching plastic surgery: before and after on discovery health and this man named stanley was getting a facelift because he looked like freddy kreuger. apparently during his surgery there was a lot of bleeding ( Read more... )

today i ran out of diet pepsi. and since i really wanted some, i scoured the entire house trying to find a renegade bottle ( Read more... )

so paris hilton has a song.
and it involves...

"if you show me real love, baby, i'll show you mine."

your what?
no thanks.