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I know I'm going to sound like a momma's boy, but...
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Random.
• I hate pretense, bullshit and hypocrisy. Always have, even since I was a little kid ( Read more... ) -
Currently.
There are many things I want to do right now that I cannot. Many, many things. Read a good book. Watch good TV. Not be in school. Be in bed. Be working, but real work. Be Firefly Mobile smart. Really Firefly Mobile smart. Eat another good sandwich from Nordstrom (turkey with cranberry). "One Love" (don't worry if you don't get that...you ( Read more... ) -
Portfolio.
A mere hour and a half before it's due, he searches for a place to sit down with only his fast food bag companion. He's wearing his backpack which, unlike the day before, is not as heavy today; just a few half-empty notebooks and journals. He sits down on a lonely bench, takes some salty fries out of their white bag, then decides he wants to sit ( Read more... ) -
Sheryl Crow.
"Good is good and bad is bad."
Lance, you've got a real lyrical genius there.
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PowerBook Status.
Anchorage, Alaska.
Seriously people. ALASKA.
Let's see, FedEx's Online Tracker says I should be getting it by Friday at 10:30AM. Let's see how accurate they are this time since they said my printer would be here on Friday but it got here on Monday.
IMPATIENCE! -
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People should buy me things.
Just sayin'. -
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Holy fuck. I did it.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Letter To Pussycat Dolls Fanclub
Dear Pussycat Dolls--
No, I do not wish my girlfriend (who doesn't exist) was hot and/or raw like you. You are dirty skankass slutbags with STDs dripping down your legs.
And you can't sing. Take that, hosluts.
--Cesar
PS: You can't sing. Just letting you know again.