We went to the Big Chill (the festival for 30 year old). It sure was a lot of fun.

Here are some pics:


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Me and my mates are going on a weekend away to Portland. Queue series of hilarious emails.

Here is my favourite suggested intinerary:

Friday Day - A detailed discussion of mortgages 
Friday Night - Ketamine 
Saturday Day - I have my "Monarch of the Glen" boxset...
Saturday Night - I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! I AM THE SNAKE LORD OF PORTLAND!!
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy

Broadsword calling Danny Boy, come in Danny Boy.

Ah hello chaps. Sorry had a spot of bother on a previous mission and just got back from R & R. Dreadful business with some northern Pict-type chappies, anyway they soon came round to my way of thinking. New mission is it sir? Smudgers idea ? Might of guessed, the ol' ( Read more... )

Following on from the excitement of the billie piper / sanmdwich shop incident yesterday I got this text from my bro last night:
"Forgot to mention that I saw Pete Docherty this afternoon. Topless, off his head by Farringdon tube. He does not look at all well"

Its all go here...

I just saw billy piper i
n a sandwich shop

It would appear that the creative, fashion obsessed, straw hat, retro trainer wankers of Soho cannot be fucked to observe the two minute silence for the victims of 07/07

So I put the phone down and go "she was a nice lady" and Felix says "you know the rule dont you?" "

"nope"

"nice on the phone, add 2 stone"

Jesus

Sweet Jesus I am in a bad mood today....

I sat in Golden Square this afternoon and ate lunch. Here are some snippets I overheard:

"ha ha ha you can listen to it while two models like blow you! its fat!" (Media cock)

"Ollie and Kates house is just up the road and thats going for like 199" (Girl with fat ankles and ballet shoes who works in advertising)

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