If you are arrested carrying a long chisel, a hammer and a dagger they will arrest you immediately.

You will be taken to a police station and charged with carrying offensive weapons.

They will ask you if you are involved with gangs, if you know that you are more likely to get stabbed if you are carrying a weapon than if you are not.

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I am thinking about these sneakers:

http://size.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product_10701_11551__196169_-1_

A lot.


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This is a ScribeFire test...

I am married

Just wanted to note publicly my belief that Hatton will stop Mayweather in 10 ( Read more... )

Sugar-R4yI fought on Thursday night. But lost.

If fancy watching me get punched you can see the fight here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VvRY2i6YMQ

Thats me in the blue vest. Ouch.

My pub quiz team (668 the neighbour of the Beast) were soundly beaten by Quizteam Aguilera AGAIN last night.

Balls.

1. Someone was sick next to me on the Tube
2. I have spilt a bit of tea down my trousers and it looks like a bit of wee has come out

I seem to have the only fucking mosquito left in South London somewhere in my bedroom and I have been bitten to jack buggery by the little fucker.

They are massive bites as well. Like bullet wounds.

Its my birthday tomorrow

I have done a friends cull. Its not personal its strictly business.

My LJ mojo has gone. I cant be bothered to update *sigh*.

Um interview today....blah blah.....going camping on Friday...blah blah...

How are you all?

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