Such indignity...

[handsomevictory]

I've washed at least three times since coming back from aran_ryan's flat and I still feel like I'm covered in grime! And to think it's only been two days so far...

The place is absolutely horrific! You can't even call it a flat! It...It's an indoor landfill! His dustbins are overflowing with rubbish, his dirty laundry is literally everywhere, and he hasn't

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[handsomevictory]

Tantrum?! I did no such thing! I...I merely objected. That's all.

I suppose to you it's not that bad but to someone who lives in a normal clean fashion, it's a complete nightmare. ...A gasmask might not be a bad idea, really...

And a raccoon isn't something you name. A raccoon is something you chase off with a br...wait.

[handsomevictory]

Did you say snakes?!

[regalpotamus]

GRAKKK FROOOOOM. BRLAP BRRRRT.

(Translator's Note: King Hippo (and myself, his translator) are actually enjoying your back and forth quite well. The Cable is out, and we didn't convert to digital TV on Hippo Island fast enough, so we've been missing out on those hilarious buddy comedies about two people stuck in one apartment with hilarious results.

You two are filling that void. We ought to renew you two for another season, sadly, the week will end soon enough, won't it?

...Unless...)

[drunkpop]

ha ha ha u met raccoon??!!??
i feed it crackers when i visit
its not dat bad
only walking to bathroom hinders
i don't fit in the hallways... >

[drunkpop]

... you dont notice raccoon in house??
it nibble toes if stand still too long
da... thought it was кот at first
you going keep it???

[kampfmaschine]

Es tut mir leid...
I can only imagine the horrors one's home is like when kept in the conditions you describe.
Good luck!

[glassyjawed]

This is all thoroughly horrifying. Bonne chance, Narcis. Try to pick up a wildlife guide if you can. It sounds as if you're going to need one. And, apparently, some good boots.