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As I sit in my study, I regard the curious box before me, or rather, the contents. Some legal paperwork between Hippo Island and the United Nations requires my (eventual) attention, but I stare at the glowing bottles before me instead.

Yes, I have received a package from my associate G. Joe, whom has enclosed a case of glowing, unfathomable liquid.  ( Read more... )

(King Hippo's typing style seems a little different today. Looks like he and the interpreter aren't getting along ( Read more... )

What a month it's been so far! Between the fight with B. Hugger, putting on the moves on the dance floor, and getting my lawyers to sort out Glass Joe's legal defense, it's been a little hectic. Unfortunately, that last one is taking longer than I'd hoped, but he seems to be handling himself well. Might be just what he needs, a vacation. In the ( Read more... )

Training is in full swing at Hippo Island. Stomach truly a force to be reckoned with now ( Read more... )

Not entirely sure what Glass Joe is on about. Beginning to suspect he has some sort of sinister plot in the hatching. Must beware of his French wiles ( Read more... )

Defeated Glass Joe. He sucker punched my mouth. He punched my stomach. It did not go well for him ( Read more... )

V. Excited about Punching Glass Joe to within an inch of his life ( Read more... )

V. excited about upcoming WVBA season.
Must remember practice:
- roars
- grunts
- crown balance
- unspecific noises
- jab
- hippo crush
- orange crush
Also find duct tape.

(Translator's Note: Must thank King Hippo again for this secretarial position.)

(Orator's Note: UURRRRRAAAAAAGH.)