GEHRARKNKGS.

[regalpotamus]

As I sit in my study, I regard the curious box before me, or rather, the contents. Some legal paperwork between Hippo Island and the United Nations requires my (eventual) attention, but I stare at the glowing bottles before me instead.

Yes, I have received a package from my associate G. Joe, whom has enclosed a case of glowing, unfathomable liquid.

Comments

[piston_hondo]

So Joe-san sent some of Popinski-sama's... Interesting beverage to you, hm?

It was wise to be wary of the bottles, but it seems a bit silly to be completely terrified of them. Perhaps you should go ahead and try a sip. It is shameful to waste a gift, after all.

Just be sure to have a medical staff present when you do.

[flashingturban]

You've sent me a box of Popinski's drinks? Hah! I see.

The package has not arrived yet, and I am not foolish enough to risk my own health on personally sampling it. But fortunately, I am one of many! I shall be sure to let you know of what I learn.

[drunkpop]

I DRINK DRINK EVERY DAY I AM FINE WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?????
this sounds like i'm being cornered or maybe sandwiched in places i do not wish to be i am terrificied

i swear on the grave of my dead parakeet that there is nothing wrong with these drink they are made by "professionals" ha ha ha

but i would not place near a hotmountain either they only have been consumed in cold areas preferr'd 21 degrees celseeoos

[regalpotamus]

GROSSALM. HRGRKA, KRGRAMOM.

(Translator's Note: We're all thinking it. Now we must know.

How did your Parakeet die?)

[drunkpop]

you are... wanting to bring up bad memories now it has been thirty years....

i don't.... i won't... i cant't...

[releasethebogus]

Nothing wrong?! Dude, you SAW me at the cookout! I was totally out of my skull! ...although apparently Glass Freak didn't have a problem with 'em. Weird, man, just weird.

Wonder what'll happen to Hippo. Hundred bucks says he flips out and goes on a rampage.

[hugginbears]

Now c'mon, King, d'yeh honestly believe Sodie-Pop'd do a thing like'at? The guy couldn't be malicious if he tried! Don' let the fact 'at he hangs 'roun' with that Ryan hoser fool yeh, Sodie's gotta real good heart. I trust him, ain't no way he'd do somethin' like 'at! And it was sent to yeh by Glassy Joe, right? Well now 'at should just be as good as signed, eh? Ain't no one in this WVBA nicer than ol' Glassy Joe! If that ol' boy sent it yer way, it's safer than a li'l baby cub with his mama bear!

[drunkpop]

thank you my friend you warm my heart with your words
us that can't grow hair only on our heads are trustful! Hippo should know!