Don't forget to pack a little extra for your high-strung buddies back home. And more importantly, as a not-really-interested-in-getting-to-know-you-so-why-don't-you-have-a-nap gift for your new friends on the planes and busses.
God speed and an even temper to you. Travelling is a bitch.
Re: Single Serving Friends : I find that it's much more efficient to simply drug myself - not only do I reduce the amount of valium necessary to remove all nearby people from my sphere of consciousness, but some parents get really uppity when you start giving their screaming infants valium.
I've tried telling people that any baby who can't handle two or three valium probably isn't worth keeping, but you know how irrational parents can be.
Oh, I know but what kind of double standard is that? Everyone's hip on cramming babies' mouths full of pacifiers, but you slip 'em one little tranquilizer and oooooh suddenly you've gone too far.
Hello! Tranquilizer.. Pacifier.. It's practically the same damn word.
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Don't forget to pack a little extra for your high-strung buddies back home. And more importantly, as a not-really-interested-in-getting-to-know-you-so-why-don't-you-have-a-nap gift for your new friends on the planes and busses.
God speed and an even temper to you. Travelling is a bitch.
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I've tried telling people that any baby who can't handle two or three valium probably isn't worth keeping, but you know how irrational parents can be.
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Hello! Tranquilizer.. Pacifier.. It's practically the same damn word.
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Do they have abundant, over-the-counter vicodin like Canada does, too?
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So, can I place an order for valium? :-)
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