What began as a rumor was confirmed earlier today when I checked for a pulse.

I was actually a little surprised to find that my LJ is still here.

At any rate, I'm not quite up to writing two and a half years of catch-up, but I thought drop a line to break the ice.

More to come...

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Come on in for happy hour specials and a triple dose of the creeping crud plague! Yum, yum! Right now about three quarters of our staff are at various stages of infection. I myself am on the downhill side (I hope), and have returned to duty to share my germs with as many people as possible. I'd love to say that I'm just kidding.. But that ( Read more... )

I've just recently returned from a trip to SanFran with heropro, aiken, turtletoes, gjunell, and Scott (who probably has an LJ account and I just don't know about it). Good times, good times! A magnificent dinner party, a scary drag show (really, we're talking bad dream scary), culture soaking at the art museum, the best dessert EVER, several good games of Go, a slumber ( Read more... )

Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
1. punk score: 4
2. poetry score: 4
3. money score: 4
4. cats score: 3
5. reading score: 3
6. techno score: 3
7. impalement score: 2
8. vlad tepes score: 2
9. goldberg variations score: 2
10. ars notoria score: 2
11. ( Read more... )

For those who don't know the custom, there's some secret language in the service industry where penny tips are concerned. Clearly, a tip consisting only of pennies is a bad sign, but I'm referring to the case where there's a real tip, and additionally either one or two pennies conspicuously placed on the table. It's been explained to me before, ( Read more... )

( Results of existential crisis #367 are in: Life still worthwhile )

Ever have one of those organs that just pisses you off? Me? I've had it up to here with my stomach (the accompanying gesture is a flat hand at the level of my eyes to indicate near fullness, or at the top of my rotten belly.. whichever is better ( Read more... )

Another night at work. Sigh. My ass got kicked. And, yeah, it sucked ( Read more... )

It's a chain-letter! It's a friendship bracelet! No! It's the self replicating interpersonal examination pop-quiz ( Read more... )

That's right. Fuck this day. It's a bad one, so fuck it ( Read more... )