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[madprophet]

Ever have one of those organs that just pisses you off? Me? I've had it up to here with my stomach (the accompanying gesture is a flat hand at the level of my eyes to indicate near fullness, or at the top of my rotten belly.. whichever is better

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[dcpbunny]

maybe it's on a hunger strike...it's just trying to get some of its political opinions considered....Fascist!

[madprophet]

Perhaps this is my stomach's way of lobbying for regular meals full of nutritious goodness, served up 3.5 times per day?

Those seem like reasonable terms, but it's a slippery slope. Next it'll be no horseradish, and then no booze. And once that happens, it's all out war.

I just can't let this escalate to that point. I think I have to take a hardline stance on this one. The organs must adapt to lifestyle, not the other way around.

[dcpbunny]

Listen, you can't keep the organs down! They will fight your oppressive ways. There are others who are sympathetic to their cause.

Viva La Revalucion!

I wish I could come feed you. I would make you lasagna. yes. Lindsay's World Famous Lasagna. I would do that for you.