If I am challenged to any more fucking light saber duels I am going to strangle someone.

NOT using the force. The good old fashioned way.

Notice to Elijah: not EVERYONE around you is a fucking dork like yourself, kthx.

The word of the day is temporize.
(TEM-puh-ryz), intransitive verb:
1. To be indecisive or evasive in order to gain time or delay
action.

Was there ever a time when I like, updated this regularly ( Read more... )

Jesus, you fuckers are an explosion of memes. I, for one, shall resist. Proudly.

I am updating from beeyooond the graaavvvee.

Ok, not really, because I did not die. And that is really the entire point of this post; I am alive. I am also in New Zealand because I am Elijah's fucking shadow.

Where did my train of thought go?

How are you?

Hello, my name is Hannah, and I am addicted to Yahoo games. I also thoroughly enjoy melodramatic reenactments on daytime television ( Read more... )

I feel like I should post too.

....

Uhhh..

Here.

Haaaaaappy new year! The south park movie is on. They are saying FUCK on TELEVISION. Someone get me another glass of champagne.

Elijah and I were supposed to go out for my birthday tonight. I guess I can wait another two months.

Just when I thought things were finally looking up. At least I got to spa it to the max all day. I'm the only one who gets to enjoy how pretty I look, though.

It has been three weeks since I updated. Have you missed me? I thought not. Nothing has happened, except my hair is now bright pink. I've also made friends with some very nice folk down the street who have horses and pot. Guess which one is the reason we're friends. If you guessed horses, you guessed wrong. Unless you're my mom. Then you are ( Read more... )