Never name your kid conditioner because it will never do what it says

I once heard this radio program about this lady who went to the same high school as Ted Danson. She had an enormous crush on him and once got up the courage to ask him to dance. He said no and she said ok. But then years later saw him on "Cheers" and called all her friends and said you will never believe who I saw on tv... Ted Danson! Then everyone ( Read more... )

"You're lucky that you're shaped like a pear. I'm stuck with this stupid hourglass figure." - My roommate to Ted's roommate a few weeks back ( Read more... )

Everyone I know is going to customer appreciation night at the magic stick tonight. I want to go, but am too tired from working all day. I hope it's not too fun because then I will be sad. I hope it is the worst time, and everyone says "why, Hannah, It was so sensible of you to stay in tonight." I don't know how people can go out every day. I went ( Read more... )

Tonight we went to karoke at the Belmont. I sang "hand in my pocket" and "sk8er boi." Ted sang "spiderwebs" and "see you again." kayla sang "brandy" and "the one who really loves you," and alyssa sang "killing me softly" as done by the fugees. Every time we gave our slips to the guy he said "don't get your hopes up." actuall he said "I got a lot ( Read more... )

Um,ok, why did no one tell me that Caitlin made out with red-haired girl who cuts herself's boyfriend?

I was hanging out with my new friend Kevin from work at the zoo, and we were talking about how ridiculous being a child is, and I asked him if he remembered the pen 15 club, and he said something like "You never had that." and was acting incredulous, and I couldn't figure out why. I told him how jealous I was that no one ever asked me to join. He ( Read more... )

I read Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. It was great! I want to read more books by her now. I wanted to read HMC because the movie is one of my favorites. I love the story so so much. It's about a shy girl named Sophie who has a run-in with a witch who puts a curse on her that makes her an old woman. She seeks out someone who can help her ( Read more... )

I don't know why live journal insists that it's February when it's really April, but at least I was able to convice it that it's not 1970. I'm killing time until House is on. I thought I'd write a list of books I like a lot as I thought of them ( Read more... )

For christmas I went to visit Vanessa in Detroit. We went to Ann Arbor and saw Blair who I hope dumped her boyfriend, and then the next day to Vanessa's Mom's house where her parents showered me with gifts and I watched episodes of degrassi I hadn't seen yet all night long. I didn't go anywhere for new years eve this year because I had inventory at ( Read more... )