Mom made me go to school today because if I don’t go them the social workers will come and take me away again. Mom says this can’t happen because then her welfare check won’t be as big ( Read more... )

I did it! I got Bob’s Yahoo ID deleted. I bet I showed him. I bet he goes home tonight and cuts open his wrists. I mean, come on. Getting your Yahoo ID deleted is like the worst thing that can ever, ever happen to a person. It’s worse than having hot Wesson oil poured over you while your mother’s new boyfriend shoves a beer can up your butt. Trust ( Read more... )

The toaster is broken. I made breakfast this morning by throwing bread down on top of the radiator. It fell behind the radiator but I dusted it off and ate it anyway. With the chocolate sauce on top you couldn’t taste the mouse turds ( Read more... )

mommy came home early. she said she had PMS. I don't know what this means, since the closest I've been to a woman is the nurse at school. I liek the nurse, she jiggles a lot ( Read more... )

Finally home from school. I fell asleep in English class, and when the teacher asked me a question I woke up and shouted “General Ulysses S. Grant!” Then she thought I was being a smart-aleck because the question was supposed to be who did the Great Gatsby love ( Read more... )

I wish I was allowed to go out to lunch because there is a McDonalds near the school and I can eat about 9 Big Macs when I’m pretty hungry. But they will not let me leave school because they’re afraid I am going to get myself hit by a Coca Cola truck again ( Read more... )

Mom woke up me up this morning yelling that I’d overslept and missed the school bus. I tried telling her that I was sick, but then she just stubbed out her cigarette on my ass and told me to get dressed and go to school ( Read more... )