God, I just deleted my whole fucking update, like all those jackasses I laugh at when I read them say the same thing. Who's the jackass now, jackass? Let me see if I can remember what I said or even make it better:

I know it's been awhile since I posted a real update and I know it's been even longer since I gave an update on Katie. Yeah Katie. Ummm ( Read more... )

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So yesterday was my brother Daniel's birthday and I guess I slipped up and failed to mention it. Happy 26th Douche Bag! It's alrite. He has a 4 day weekend and is already chilling at my house with me. His girlfriend is coming up because of Hurricane Frances and she should be here once she battles through all the traffic. Maybe, she will get here by ( Read more... )

God, why can't my problems be the biggest ones I have to worry about? I don't think it's selfish to wish everyone else a good and happy and healthy life, but NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Everyone else has to one-up me and make my problems pale in comparison. It's enough to make me cold and distant. When all this is over I hope I get laid, because I am going to ( Read more... )

I want to update so I can tell what happened on Friday, but rite now I don't have the will or the energy or the answers to post an update. For now I'll just say Friday nite didn't go like I was expecting. The answer is either yes or no, but rite now all I think is maybe.

"I mean, I'm just tired of being wrong all the time just because I'm a guy ( Read more... )

Kate is rite, I do need some sun. I'm going to the beach, avert your eyes!

It was definitely a peculiar day today. It started out with me going to work this morning to do bar. When I got there one of the soda fountains was leaking horribly and one of our computers was down, and to top it off the cooks decided to dump degreaser in the fryer just to further complicate things(I am not sure if it was done last nite or this ( Read more... )

Ok, So I went to Walmart last nite after I got off work around midnite because I needed deodorant and while I was there I decided I was going to check out what they had in the electronics department. I saw Hellboy was out on DVD and on sale and since I never saw it in the theater and I was planning on renting it anyways I figured I should just buy ( Read more... )

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