At this point, a whole 2 years after my last post, I'm sure no one is following this anymore. But! In an effort to get the word out about my newer and betterer children's story/poem/awesomeness website, I'll link to it wherever discerning people with their discerning discernability hang out and do whatever. See below, friends. Leave a comment  2 

If there's anybody who even follows this journal anymore, as it hasn't been update in well over at least a year, I wanted to direct you to my new humor blog, False Moustache. And with that, I bid you all adieu.

http://www.false-moustache.blogspot.com/

I decided I had been neglecting my LiveJournal for far too long. It seems like this time last year I was making multiple posts a day, and now I'm lucky to make one a month. Is this due to disinterest in electro-journaling? Not having much to say? A whole lotta busy-ness? Probably some of all of this ( Read more... )

SUNGLASSES
Shades
Rad Specs
Corey Hart Eveningwear
Joe Cools (For Dogs)
Shiner Hiders
My Own Private Eclipse

COFFEE
Joe
Java
Liquid Gasoline
Beans 'n Water
Caffeine Juice
The Big Sipper

HOMER
The Great Poet
Iliadiac
Ol' No Eyes
Greektacular
Homer Sapien
Joe Cool (To Dogs)

But you can take it, too!

So the other night Allison and I are minding our own business, watching TV in the living room, when both the cats come prancing in, and Boo appears to have a toy in her mouth. Only, when she drops this toy on the rug it scurries under the curtains! So I went over to assess and make sure that, it was, indeed, a mouse. And it was. Boo, being the good ( Read more... )

Year End Survey ( Read more... )

Warning! Don't read this before playing the hangman game on JK Rowling's homepage. The DM Register revealed the name of Book Seven for you, but if you'd rather be surprised, don't click the link!

Tis the season for uplifting holiday movies that move you to feel the Christmas spirit. Films like It's a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th St. and A Christmas Story have rightly been deemed classics of feel-good holiday cheer. But what of the dark, depressing movies of the Winter Solstice season? How come nobody shows marathons of those flicks? ( Read more... )

Peter Boyle