sereously........ i am not a bad guy. i may do evberythign wrong and not give a shit about the consequences of my actions....... but i look out for people and i do my best to help when im needed. i dont hurt people that dont deserve to be hurt. im always ready to help when somebody needs me and i am always on the good guys team when i watch ( Read more... )

things have gotten all sereous lately. bleh. i hate being sereous but i have to bc its the real world now. like high skool is done and now we have to suffer for nothing

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i dont update much. oh well.

in the land of evan
the one eyed man is ugly

omg. i learned something last night. im gonna share with you the lesson that i learned. it enlightened me to a whole new plane of knowledge. so i wanted to make hamburgers for dinner because meat rules and i love eating bloody death. theres a problem tho because i got no hamburger buns, right? i had hot dog buns tho, but hamburgers are shaped ( Read more... )

hokay. i gots no stories to tell today. i just want you to know that there was a camel..... a camel in the desert... and i fucking killed the bastard bc he was a taliban camel and i dont like fucking taliban motherfuckers so i fucking killed him hokay? he thinks he can opress everyone and then a bunch of hippies will stick up for him when hes ( Read more... )

i got suspended. tee hee. i shit on another car that took my parking spot but this time I got caught. whoopsies

well... my shit froze on that car so i won anyway.

oh im so loveable. oh im so cool. oh im so wonderful. i shouldnt need skool.

oh im so beautiful. oh im so nice. oh im so sexy. like vanilla ice.

oh im so awesome. it makes the girlies scream. oh im so fucking cool. i make myself cream.

oh im so special. oh im so great. oh im so fucking hott. gyrate gyrate gyrate

god damn shit fuck.. i was watching my icon dance and i got hypnotized. it is just so amazing. i am so glad i found this amazing icon. god loves me