HOW TO PROCURE VALUABLE LIFE SKILLS:
1. Eat a parfait instead of legitimate food around dinnertime.
2. Upon inevitably getting hungry later, eat a piece of cake.
3. ...
4. PROFIT!
This was brought to you by my absolutely horrendous eating habits when left to my own devices. But, in my defense, it was a delicious parfait. JE REGRETTE RIEN!
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