my eyeball hurts and i got a charley horse in my NECK today. which means i'll probably be dead soon. thankfully, my friend duard has an AMAZING eulogy prepared for my funeral which is go a little something like,
"stop crying! STOP CRYING! SHE HATED YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU PATTED HER ON THE HEAD!! WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!"
ahahahahahahahahahaha, i
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